Daniel Hill

How to become rich with little effort.

People say that money can’t buy happiness, but would you be happy if the bank came to your house and took all of your belongings?  No, of course not. Would you be pleased, living in a cardboard box in an alley way?  No you wouldn’t.  If you won the lottery and bought yourself a home on a private tropical island, and some sort of extremely expensive sports car that you’ve always dreamed of? Would you be happy? Of course you would.  And if not, then there is something seriously wrong with you.

In this article I am going to tell you how to get easy money without having to get a job.  Note: I do not take any responsibilities for your actions.  These are just “ideas” and can cause serious injury or death.

The first way to get easy money is to buy things on eBay for a very cheap cost, and sell it to somebody with less brain cells for three times the price.  Many people in the world today are willing to pay tons of money for a product that they don’t need at all.  Kind of like a car, nobody needs an $80,000 luxury car; it’s just to show how much money you have or how much debt you’re in. 

A pretty popular way of earning some extra cash is to open up a hotdog and ice cream stand during the summer.  Sell spicy sausages, burger and fries outside of a high school or the beach and you will have more money then you know what to do with.  All you need is a cart and some cheap supplies and a few spare hours. Again, this idea will work best in the States.  

And last but certainly not least, suing. Ok, the last way to get money easily can cause death and a lot of confusion and anger with the person you do this to. If a car runs into you, you can sue them.  Suing people is not nice and a bad habit to get into but I guess if you need money it works.  Oh, and suing doesn’t really work in Canada, try the State’s first.  Jumping in front of a car and getting hit is a true classic.  Immediately call your lawyer and the Police. Remember to make it look as though it was an accident or you will be the one getting sued.  Also, this method is very painful and you can end up in the hospital for a very long time.

Woke up to another wonderful snow day :) Yes! I am so happy! I even got up early to have the full day to do whatever i felt like, and not wasting a single second of it. I shower in record time, and even skipped breakfast to have more time. And all in a good mood. Then out of the darkness comes dad. “hey uh, you should call your boss to let him know that its a snow day.” From the moment he said that to about 7:15 ish, stress stress stress. Whoopee… Instantly go to my room and blast the filthiest dubstep i can find on my ipod through the massive speakers to express my anger. Get to work and every single bike i messed up on at least once (which is unusual). 6 o’clock yes i can go home! :D Happy again! BUT! I then realized if forgot to lock the back door. “F**K!” …and back comes the stress. Thought to myself… “ah just call kevin” phones dead. “%(@#$” MK isn’t home now what? aha! Head to Sofi’s house used her phone, called Dad, told him to call Kevin. No answer…yikes. More stress. Talked to Sofi and watched Ratatoulle. Drive home. To find out everything is sorted out and Kevin isnt mad. Phew. Then off to the mall to buy clothes for the upcoming formal… all went good. Payed with the debit card, but not enough money. “oh boy” Go to wendy’s for food :) head home… mom asked “wheres my credit card?”  ”i dont know where’d you put it?” apparently i had it.OMGGGG i lost it! then i found it in my pocket .___.  silly me. then write this and off to bed. hopefully another snow day that isnt so stressful tomorrow ;)

Slowww day with MK and Gram. No going to the mall mall cuz “it’s to blizzard outside”. But February will be even worse, then what? Anyways, hope there’s another tomorrow, because i will take advantage of this and do something a little more “upbeat” :) Not that today was bad… i enjoyed being with my friends, i really did, but it could have been better. Maybe next time less sitting around.

Bowling Sunday i know is going to be awesome! Maybe a party this weekend too? :)

2 am on a school night… im doomed tomorrow if it’s not a snow day :s good night